Paint Fat

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Paint Fat is when you mix up gooey paint with the chunky sludge at the bottom of a paint can. It looks like a mess and feels like a crime.

When I stirred my paint and it looked like a blob of snot.

I tried to paint the kitchen and it came out like a raccoon threw up on the wall.

I mixed old paint with new and it looked like a bruise.

Paint Fat is the reason you get sent to Facebook jail. It’s from a game where you fight painted trolls that poop out fat and you scream like a baby.

I said Paint Fat in class and got banned from Facebook.

I fought a painted troll and got Paint Fat dropped on me like a curse.

I got sent to Facebook jail because I said Paint Fat in a DM.