Paint Fart

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When you squeeze a paint brush so hard it lets out a loud wet fart sound like your butt exploded in a paint can
My paint fart echoed through the whole classroom. The teacher thought I was farting.
I painted so hard I made a paint fart. My friend laughed so hard he spilled his juice.
I tried to paint a dragon, but my paint fart scared it away.
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When your paint brush goes from full to flat in one loud, wet, paint-smeared fart
I made a paint fart so loud my dog ran out of the room.
My paint fart was so bad I had to wash my hands three times.
I painted a tree, but my paint fart made it look like it was crying.
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When you force out so much paint it sounds like your butt is leaking paint and it’s very very embarrassing
I made a paint fart in front of my crush. Now I’m forever scarred.
My paint fart was so bad my mom yelled at me from the next room.
During a quiet moment, I let out a paint fart and ruined the whole class.
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