paint eating monkey

My cousin's a paint eating monkey. He painted his room with his own poop.

That monkey ate the whole can of paint, then threw up on the wall like a bad influencer.

I saw a paint eating monkey in the zoo. It was covered in glitter and rage.

My brother’s a paint eating monkey. He eats it with a fork and a side of spite.

That monkey ate the paint so fast, he turned blue and screamed at the sky.

I tried to befriend a paint eating monkey. It just stared at me like I was wrong.