Paint Drinker

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The kind of brain-dead morons who think everything on TV is real and will argue about it until they pass out.

'That guy on TV is a rockstar! He can sing and dance and also do karate!'

'Why would anyone ever leave the TV? It’s perfect!'

'I saw a man eat a whole pizza in 3 seconds. That’s how I know it’s true.'

People who think TV is a religion and will convert anyone who doesn’t watch it every second of the day.

'You don’t watch the show? You’re cursed!'

'I pray to the TV gods every night before bed.'

'I’m going to start a cult. It’s called the Paint Drinker Church.'

The people who believe the TV and will argue with you like you’re the enemy if you question it.

'You think that was fake? I saw it with my own eyes!'

'You’re a heretic! You don’t believe in the TV!'

'I don’t need proof. I believe the TV. You should too.'