Paint By Numbers

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A woman who slaps on so much makeup it looks like someone painted her face with a brush and a swear word. Each color has a number, and she follows it like a recipe from hell.
My cousin’s face looks like a crayon box exploded. #PaintByNumbers
She wore 12 layers of mascara and still called it ‘minimalist.’
Her eyeliner is so sharp, it could cut you.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When something is so cheap and boring, it’s like someone used a box of crayons and a ruler to make art. It’s not art, it’s a prison for creativity.
That poster looks like my brother drew it with his toes. #PaintByNumbers
The logo is so basic, it’s like it was made by a kid who just learned how to use a pencil.
That art class was like being forced to color inside the lines of a screaming kid.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Doing art the lazy way, like picking the easiest meal at the fast-food place. You don’t have to think, just follow the numbers and pretend you’re creative.
I did that painting in 10 minutes. It took me 5 to stop crying. #PaintByNumbers
It’s like getting a burger instead of cooking a real meal. Same thing, just less effort.
My dog did it faster than I did.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When all the kids in class do the same thing, and the ones who try to be different get called weird, boring, or just plain stupid.
I tried to draw a unicorn, and the teacher said I was ‘disturbing the class.’ #PaintByNumbers
Everyone did the same painting, and I was the only one who added a mustache to the dog. Now I’m famous for being weird.
The kid who used green for the sky got called ‘the weirdo’ by the whole class.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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