Paint Bucket

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After a big mess, you wait till they’re knocked out and then dump a whole bucket of poop on them like it’s a surprise party.
My cousin did that to my aunt after they had sex at the family reunion.
He poured a bucket of crap on his girlfriend after their first date.
My brother did that to his ex on her birthday because he was mad about the divorce.
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Choosing the laziest, cheapest way to get out of a problem.
She skipped her exam and just painted the bucket on her teacher’s head.
He didn’t even do the math, he just grabbed a bucket and painted it.
She got caught cheating by just using a paint bucket instead of doing her homework.
3
Making up a fake death and then pretending you’re dead to mess with people.
He faked his own death and told everyone he was in a paint bucket in the ocean.
She made a whole fake funeral and then came back to haunt her friends.
He told everyone he was dead and then showed up at the party in a paint bucket.
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