paint-brushing

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Paint-brushing is when you stick all five fingers of one hand into a bloody vagina and draw a messy picture on the woman's stomach like she’s a canvas for your cum-fueled masterpiece.
My mom said, 'I can't believe that guy paint-brushed me in the parking lot!'
He texted me, 'You’re my favorite canvas.' I replied, 'Yeah, and you're my least favorite painter.'
She DM’d me: 'That dude paint-brushed me at the bar. I still have cum on my shirt.'
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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To slap someone’s face hard enough to make their teeth rattle and their ears ring, either with a backhand or a forward swing.
He said, 'I got slapped across the face like a sack of potatoes.'
She tweeted, 'My ex slaps harder than my dad's belt.'
His friend texted him: 'You got your face smacked so hard you looked like a punchbag.'
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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When you rub your cock along the outside of a woman’s vagina, trying to get her hot while also playing the Tip Game by sneaking your head in for extra fun.
She said, 'He brushed my legs and dipped his cock in like I was his personal cum machine.'
He DM’d me: 'I played the Tip Game with her so hard, she forgot her own name.'
My friend yelled, 'He kept brushing and dipping until I had to leave the room!'
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A tool used for smearing paint on a wall, or in this case, someone’s face after you’ve been having fun with your cock.
She said, 'He painted my face like I was his art project.'
He texted me: 'I used the brush to paint her face because it looked cool.'
My friend yelled, 'That guy used a paintbrush and my face as his canvas!'
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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When you grab your sweaty balls and slap them across someone’s face to warm it up with slimy mess.
She said, 'He grabbed his junk and slapped my face like I was a hot dog.'
He DM’d me: 'I manhandled my jewels and smacked her face with my slimy hand.'
My friend yelled, 'He grabbed his balls and face-slapped me with cum!'
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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When you dip your cock in paint or something gross like peanut butter and swipe it across someone’s body like you’re making a messy portrait.
He said, 'I painted her with jam and she looked like a giant cookie.'
She texted me: 'He used peanut butter to paint my stomach. I still taste it.'
My friend yelled, 'He painted my face with cum and I was stuck with it for days!'
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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When a guy spills his love juice on your face, then grabs his cock like it's the handle of a paintbrush, and uses his balls to swipe it all over you like you're a messy kid.
She said, 'He spilled his cum on my face and used his sack as a brush.'
He DM’d me: 'I painted her with my love juice and my sack.'
My friend yelled, 'That guy painted my face with cum and I felt like a mess!'
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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