Paint Beast

My cousin is a paint beast. She eats like a horse and still fits in a car.

That kid at the mall is a paint beast. He looked like he just swallowed a couch.

My teacher called me a paint beast because I brought a sandwich to lunch.

That guy at the gym is a paint beast. He looked like a balloon that got hit by a truck.

My mom is a paint beast. She eats soup for breakfast and still looks like a beach ball.

My friend’s dog is a paint beast. It rolls around like it’s trying to escape a meat grinder.

My neighbor is a paint beast. She walks like she’s carrying a fridge on her back.

That guy at the bus stop is a paint beast. He looked like he just got out of a candy machine.

My brother is a paint beast. He eats a whole cake and still says he’s not full.