paint and chill

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A fake excuse for hanging out so you don’t have to admit you’re actually trying to avoid your friends.
Hey, wanna hang? I said paint and chill. You know what that means.
Paint and chill? Yeah, that’s just code for not wanting to talk about my failed relationship.
I told my mom I was going out with my friend. She asked why. I said paint and chill.
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A lie you tell your friends to make it sound like you’re doing something cool, when really you just want to be alone.
Paint and chill? That’s just a fancy way of saying I’m hiding from my ex.
I told my friend paint and chill. She said that’s the worst excuse ever.
He said paint and chill. I knew he was lying.
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What you say when you’re too chicken to admit you're just hanging out because you don’t want to talk about your life.
I said paint and chill. She asked why. I said I didn’t wanna talk about my job.
He called me for paint and chill. I knew he was avoiding his mom.
Paint and chill? That’s what you say when you’re too scared to be honest.
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A cover story for your friends so they don’t realize you're just lazy and don't wanna do anything.
Paint and chill? That’s the best excuse I’ve ever heard. It means he’s too lazy to leave his room.
She said paint and chill, but I know she was just being lazy again.
He told me he was going for paint and chill. I knew it was a lie.
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A sneaky way to say you’re hanging out without telling your friends you’re just trying to avoid being serious.
He said paint and chill, but I know he’s avoiding his girlfriend.
She texted me for paint and chill. I knew she didn’t want to talk about her problems.
I called him for paint and chill because I knew he was being sneaky.
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A fake reason you give your friends so they don’t ask why you’re not doing anything else.
He said paint and chill. I asked why. He said he didn’t wanna talk about his job.
She called me for paint and chill because she was too scared to admit she had nothing to do.
Paint and chill? That’s the worst excuse I’ve ever heard.
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