paint a turd pink

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My enemies are trying to trick you by making a stinking pile look like a sweet treat.
They promised me a cake but gave me a plate of diarrhea.
He said the deal was golden, but it’s just a bunch of garbage.
She told me I’d be rich, but I’m still broke and covered in shame.
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They're making a mess look fancy so you'll fall for their stupid plan.
He painted the toilet with glitter and called it art.
She turned her debt into a business plan and called it genius.
He made his mistakes look like wins and said it was strategy.
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They're trying to make something gross sound like the best thing ever.
He told me I’d get a million dollars, but it’s just a lie and some bad coffee.
She said her plan was perfect, but it's just a bunch of nonsense.
He called his failure a success and asked for more money.
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