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to poop so good it looks like art
I painted a rembrandt in the middle of math class.
That turd was a masterpiece. I painted a rembrandt.
He pooped so loud, it sounded like a rembrandt.
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to take such a long shit it feels legendary
I painted a rembrandt during lunch. It took forever.
She painted a rembrandt and left the toilet seat up.
He painted a rembrandt while yelling at his mom.
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to poop so messy it looks like a disaster
I painted a rembrandt and the toilet clogged.
He painted a rembrandt and the whole class smelled it.
She painted a rembrandt in the hallway.
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to poop so much you become a legend
He painted a rembrandt every day and got famous.
I painted a rembrandt and my teacher yelled at me.
She painted a rembrandt in the bathroom and left a note.
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to poop like you're trying to win an award
I painted a rembrandt during the school play.
He painted a rembrandt and got extra dessert.
She painted a rembrandt in the principal’s office.
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to poop so hard it sounds like a drum solo
I painted a rembrandt and it echoed through the halls.
He painted a rembrandt in the gym during PE.
She painted a rembrandt and made the whole class laugh.