Painsturbating

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When you're getting tortured by something and you still can't stop yourself from rubbing one out.

I got bit by a spider and still managed to cum like it was a damn orgasm party.

My mom yelled at me for an hour and I still finished my homework with a hard-on.

I got stabbed in the leg and used that as a distraction to jerk off.

When you're so horny you keep touching yourself even though it feels like your body is on fire.

I had a burn from the grill and still managed to cum like I was getting paid.

I was getting pecked by a chicken and I still finished my job.

I had a toothache and still found a way to get off.

When you're so used to rubbing yourself that your body starts to feel like it's been through a war.

I jacked off so much I had blisters and still kept going.

I touched myself so many times my hand was sore and I didn't care.

I had a hangover and still found a way to make my nuts cry.

When you're so obsessed with getting off that you let pain be your sidekick.

I had a broken arm and still used it to jerk off like it was a damn pro.

I got hit by a car and still managed to cum like I was in the Olympics.

I got kicked in the crotch and still kept going like I was a superhero.

When you're so used to touching yourself that you don't even notice the pain anymore.

I had a tattoo and still used that as an excuse to cum.

I had a broken leg and still managed to get off like it was a damn vacation.

I got a paper cut and still used that to get my rocks off.