PAINSNAIL

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A Painsnail is a whiny, lazy mess who complains nonstop but never does anything. They're like a broken backpack, full of garbage and falling apart.
My cousin is a Painsnail. He cries about his life but won't get a job.
My ex is a Painsnail. She dumped me for a guy who didn't even like her.
My dog is a Painsnail. He won't stop barking and won't stop eating my shoes.
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A Painsnail is a sour-faced, backstabbing mess who likes to ruin everyone else's day just for fun. They're like a bad punchline, nobody wants to hear it.
My teacher is a Painsnail. She failed me for no reason and called me a ‘disgrace’.
My best friend is a Painsnail. She spread rumors about me and then acted like nothing happened.
My mom is a Painsnail. She said I was ugly and then went to the mall and bought a new dress.
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A Painsnail is a girl who uses her junk to leave a goopy trail on someone who’s knocked out. It’s like being hit with a slime ball and then getting called a ‘snail’.
My sister is a Painsnail. She did that to my brother and then laughed at him.
My crush is a Painsnail. She did that to me during a party and then left me alone.
My neighbor is a Painsnail. She did that to my dog and now he won’t stop scratching.
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