painpiss

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when you scratch your butt with soap after peeing in the shower like you're trying to kill someone.
I just painpissed because my butt was on fire.
After I took a leak, I had to rub my butt raw with soap. What’s wrong with me?
Painpiss is when your butt gets so mad it needs soap and a curse.
2
you clean your butt with soap after peeing like you're punishing it for existing.
I painpissed because my butt was giving me attitude.
After I peed, I used soap to beat my butt into submission.
Painpiss is when your butt feels like it needs a timeout.
3
when you use soap on your butt after peeing because you're too lazy to wipe.
I painpissed instead of wiping. I'm a legend.
After I peed, I just used soap on my butt. Why is this a thing?
Painpiss is when your butt gets scrubbed like it owes you money.
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