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when you’re trying to draw your static image for English but your brain decides to throw a tantrum and you end up doodling your teacher’s face with a mustache and a tattoo of a chicken.

I was supposed to draw a sunset, now I have a chicken on my teacher's arm.

My static image is just a stick figure that looks like it’s crying.

I drew the class pet but forgot to erase the part where it has a bald head.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

when you’re supposed to be working on your static image, but instead you spend 45 minutes arguing with your pencil about which side is the best.

My pencil said left. I said right. Now there's a war in my notebook.

I asked my pencil who’s boss and now it won’t draw straight lines anymore.

I drew a battle between my pencil and eraser, and got a D for effort.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

when you’re trying to finish your static image but your brain is too busy texting your best friend about lunch to actually pay attention.

I drew my dog, then realized I was supposed to draw a person. Now I have a dog with a phone in its hand.

My drawing looks like it was done by someone who’s sleep-deprived and hungry.

I drew my teacher eating a taco instead of finishing the picture.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

when your static image is so bad that you think it's a masterpiece, but your teacher thinks it looks like a raccoon attacked a crayon box.

I drew a tree and now it has three eyes and a mustache.

My drawing looks like a mess. I think it’s modern art.

The teacher said my drawing was a cry for help.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

when you’re trying to make your static image look cool, but all you end up with is a blob that looks like it’s about to cry.

My drawing has no details. Just a big circle and some lines.

It looks like my dog got into my art supplies and took a nap on the paper.

I tried to draw a person but now I have a blob with a stick for a leg.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

when you’re trying to finish your static image, but your brain keeps telling you it’s time for recess and you end up drawing a giant slide in the middle of your picture.

I drew a slide and forgot about the person. Now they're just floating next to it.

My drawing looks like a kid who can’t sit still.

I added a slide, a ball, and now I have a raccoon on my paper.

by Slangipedia 6h ago