painmobile

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A smelly broken van that smells like vomit and takes you to the hospital so fast it feels like being hit by a truck.

My painmobile smelled like my brother's lunch after he threw up in it.

The painmobile drove so slow I could have walked there faster.

I got sick in the painmobile and now it smells like my grandma's socks.

A vehicle that takes you to the hospital when your body is broken and your brain is screaming at you.

I screamed in the painmobile because my leg was on fire.

My friend cried in the painmobile like it was the end of the world.

The painmobile felt like a jail cell for injured people.

A piece of junk that takes you to the hospital when you're too messed up to walk.

My painmobile looked like it had been hit by a flamingo.

I rode in the painmobile and it made my headache worse.

The painmobile was so old, it had a sticker from 1987.