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A queer, flabby, brainless nerd who spends the day watching gay videos and then goes out to hassle faggots at clubs. He thinks he's clever on the internet but is really just a smelly, stinky, cock-hungry idiot with no real connection, just two tin cans and a dream.
"I watched 12 hours of gay porn today. I'm going to find a guy to punch.", Painman at 2 AM
"Why are you talking to me? I'm not your friend. I'm just here to mock you.", Painman in a DM
"I'm not fat. I'm just well-fed. You're just jealous.", Painman on CBForums