painless

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No pain. Like when you think something is easy, but it turns out to be the worst thing ever.

"This won't hurt a bit," he said. Then I got stabbed by a robot.

"Painless? Please. I've had worse than this."

She said the surgery was painless. I'm still bleeding.

A word that means nothing but trouble. If someone says it's painless, they’re probably a liar with a sad life.

"It’s painless," he said. I now have four broken bones.

"Painless? That’s what they said about the tax audit."

My dog got spayed and screamed like she was being tortured. It wasn’t painless.

Blain's mini gun from Predator, it's so loud and brutal, you wish your enemies had a painless death.

That mini gun is louder than my mom’s screaming.

I saw that gun in the movie. I still have nightmares.

He shot me with that thing. I didn’t feel anything. That was the worst part.

A slap in the face for someone who thinks they're getting out of work. It's like giving a lazy kid a pop quiz.

"You’re going to take the test?" "No, I’m going to fail it."

He said he’d be painless. Then we had a pop quiz.

She thought she was off the hook. Wrong.

A gun that shines like it just came out of a chrome factory, and it's usually owned by someone who doesn't fear death.

That gun was so shiny, I thought it was a disco ball.

He shot me with that gun. It was so bright, it hurt my eyes.

She had that gun. She looked like she could kill anyone.