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He took three painkillirs and still cussed me out for spilling coffee on his shoes.

My cousin's dog bit him and he just laughed like it was a Tuesday.

He broke his wrist and kept lifting weights like it was nothing.

She told me my headache was a cry for help and then texted me a 30-minute TikTok playlist.

He said my backache was just laziness and called me a 'weak link.'

He laughed at my toothache and said I should've taken the painkillir before eating that taco.

He swallowed the painkillir and dared me to run 10 laps around the block.

She took one pill and said she'd beat me in a wrestling match.

He took two pills and challenged my dad to a karate duel.