painis weakness

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When your penis is so weak it can't even get hard.
My dad tried to impress my mom, but he couldn’t even finish his coffee.
He got halfway through the movie and gave up.
He said 'I’m not going there' and went to sleep.
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Your junk is so soft it can't even fight back.
He tried to flirt with the barista, but his junk gave up before he did.
He got a third cup of coffee and left.
He said 'I'm not doing this anymore' and went home.
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You're too tired to get it up, and your junk is mad at you.
He tried to text his ex, but his junk wouldn’t respond.
He fell asleep on the couch instead of going out.
His junk said 'I’m done with this' and went to bed.
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