painient

My painient just yelled 'I hate this!' after the nurse stuck a needle in his arm.

She’s been yelling for two hours. I think she's gonna cry.

The painient bit the doctor’s finger because he said it would only hurt for a second.

This painient took three pills and still said the medicine tasted like old socks.

He swallowed his pill with a Coke, and now he's saying it's making him sick.

She took her meds, then started crying because she thought they were laced with poison.

This painient told the doctor his leg was on fire, and now he's got enough pills for a week.

She said her back was broken when it’s clearly just a sprain.

He faked a migraine so he could skip work and take a nap.

This painient screamed when the nurse took his blood. He said it felt like being stabbed by a pencil.

She cried for five minutes after they took her blood, even though she’s 20 years old.

He was so mad at the nurse he called her a bad name and refused to give her a tip.

This painient took two pills and said they were the best thing since sliced bread. Then he got mad when his stomach hurt.

She believed her medicine could cure cancer until she realized it just made her sleepy.

He took three pills, then started yelling about how they didn't work and he was going to sue the doctor.

This painient took his pill with a coffee, but he still moaned about how bad it tasted.

She took her medicine in the morning, then moaned all day about how it made her sleepy.

He said he’d rather get a tattoo than take another pill.