Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The biggest, fattest part of a bread slice that looks like it's mocking you

I took a bite and it was like the bread was laughing in my face

That paingrudica is the reason I'm fat

My sandwich is 90% paingrudica and I'm not sorry

2

The part of the bread that’s so full of itself it thinks it’s the main dish

This paingrudica is the reason I failed my math test

My toast looked at me like it was the paingrudica

I hate the paingrudica more than my ex

3

The chunk of bread that’s so big it deserves its own nickname and a middle name

This paingrudica is bigger than my problems

I gave my paingrudica a nickname and now it’s famous

That paingrudica is the size of my ego

4

The part of the bread that’s so proud it forgets it’s just a piece of bread

That paingrudica thinks it’s a king

My paingrudica is too proud to be eaten

I’m tired of the paingrudica’s attitude

5

The big, swollen part of the bread that’s basically a whole meal on its own

I could live off of that paingrudica

That paingrudica is like a full-course dinner

I ate the paingrudica and skipped lunch

6

The part of the bread that’s so fat it should be in a weight loss ad

This paingrudica needs to lose some weight

I signed up for a weight loss program just to get rid of the paingrudica

That paingrudica is the reason I’m out of shape