painger

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 3h ago · 2 definitions

1
When your body screams like a toddler and your brain throws a tantrum at the same time.
My foot is on fire and my boss just yelled at me for no reason.
I got bit by a dog and my ex texted me saying they’re still mad about our break-up.
My toothache hit me right when I spilled my coffee on my shirt.
2
It’s like your enemy is giving you a slap on the wrist with a flaming sword.
My mom yelled at me for forgetting her birthday, but it wasn’t even that bad.
I got a tiny burn from the toaster and my friend said I was being dramatic.
My phone dropped in the toilet, and now I have to look at it like it’s my ex.
xs