painfulneedles

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He’s like the king of awesome, but with a side of pain. People think he’s a legend because he’s so cool, but also kinda annoying when he shows off his sword skills.

Dude, I swear he fought a dragon with one hand and still had time to flex.

I saw him do a linked sword move in the grocery store. I just bought chips and got emotional.

He showed up at my birthday party and challenged my uncle to a duel. My uncle cried.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

He’s the human version of a cool sword, but also the reason you get headaches. Everyone thinks he’s a god because he looks so good and can fight like a beast.

He walked into class and my teacher dropped her coffee. I got distracted for three hours.

He beat up my brother with just one swing. My brother still hates him.

He fought a robot in the mall. The robot screamed.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

He’s the reason you have dreams about swords and also nightmares. People say he’s a legend because he’s hot, awesome, and can slice through anything like it’s made of cheese.

I saw him in the park, and I suddenly wanted to be a sword fighter too.

He showed up at my DMs with a sword. I asked for a pizza. He gave me a sword instead.

He beat my mom in a sword fight. My mom cried.

by Slangipedia 5h ago