Painfully perfect

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A person so perfect you wanna punch them but you can't say anything because you're too scared they'll laugh at you and you'll look like an idiot.

My crush is so perfect I can't even talk to them without stuttering like a brain-dead goldfish.

My best friend’s crush is so perfect I've been staring at them for 20 minutes and still can't say anything.

I saw my teacher's crush and I literally forgot how to breathe. I'm a wreck.

When someone is so perfect it's like they're a god and you're just a broken toaster that can't even make toast.

I saw my crush at the store and I literally dropped my phone. It was like a horror movie.

My crush walks into the room and I suddenly forget how to speak. I’m a lost puppy.

My crush smiled at me and I felt like I had been hit by a truck. I didn’t even know why.

Someone so perfect it's like they're made of glitter and you're just a sad, sweaty kid who can't even wipe their nose properly.

My crush walks in and I can't even focus on my math test. I'm a mess.

I saw my crush and I suddenly forgot how to tie my shoes. I'm a total disaster.

My crush says hi and I literally drop my snack. I'm like a broken robot.

A person so perfect it's like they have a magic wand and you're just a tired, smelly kid who can't even remember your own name.

I saw my crush and I forgot my own name. I was like, who even am I?

My crush walks in and I suddenly forget how to do my homework. I'm a total failure.

My crush says something cute and I literally trip over my own feet. I'm a mess.

When someone is so perfect it's like they’re a god and you're just a confused, messy kid who can’t even brush their teeth right.

My crush walks in and I forget how to brush my teeth. I'm a total disaster.

I see my crush and I suddenly can’t remember my own phone number. I'm a wreck.

My crush says hi and I literally drop my lunch. I'm a sad, confused kid.

A person so perfect it’s like they're a shining star and you're just a sad, grumpy kid who can’t even remember their own name.

I see my crush and I literally forget my own name. I'm a sad, confused mess.

My crush walks in and I suddenly can’t remember how to do my homework. I'm a total failure.

My crush says something cute and I trip over my own feet. I'm a total disaster.