painfully cool

My coolness is so cold I turned my toilet into a snow cone machine.

I walked in and the bathroom froze. My pee was glittery.

I pooped so hard it snowed inside the school.

My poop came down like a blizzard. My pee was so shiny it blinded the principal.

I pooped so much I caused a flood in the hallway. My pee looked like treasure.

I dropped a ton of poop and my urine glittered on the floor.

My butt was frozen solid. My pee looked like it came from a treasure chest.

I sat down and my poop turned into ice. My urine sparkled in the dark.

My butt was like a snowball. My pee was so clear it made me rich.