Painfulaxing

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When something hurts like hell but also makes you feel like you're floating on a cloud of pure laziness.

I got a tattoo and a massage at the same time. It felt like getting stabbed and getting a free drink.

My dentist gave me a root canal and a mini spa treatment. I was screaming and then I was napping.

My mom yelled at me for an hour and then gave me a hug. It was like getting kicked in the gut and then getting a sandwich.

Like getting a wedgie and a backrub at the same time. Pain and pleasure fighting for your soul.

My teacher gave me detention and then let me listen to my favorite playlist. It was like being grounded and getting a birthday party.

I ate a whole pizza and then got a headache. It was like winning the lottery and then losing your teeth.

I got a bad burn from the grill and then my dad put ice on it. It was like being tortured and then getting a free ice cream.

When you're being punished but also getting a reward, and it's like being yelled at by your mom and then getting a gold star.

I got a bad grade and then my teacher gave me candy. It was like getting grounded and then being told I was awesome.

I got stuck in a traffic jam and then my car broke down. It was like getting stuck in a maze and then being thrown into a pit.

I got a slap on the wrist and then got a promotion. It was like getting yelled at and then getting a raise.