Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your life feels like a reality TV show, but you’re the one getting stabbed in the ribs.

I woke up to my dog chewing my toe like it was a snack.

My mom texted me: ‘You’re gonna die at 14.’

My teacher gave me a pop quiz and I cried like a baby.

2

Pain so bad it feels like your brain is on fire and your soul is being dragged out by a donkey.

My leg felt like it was being dismembered by a robot.

I got hit by a car and it felt like I was in a meat grinder.

I ate a whole pizza and it hurt like I was stabbed by a thousand forks.

3

What happens when you step on a Lego brick like it’s a personal attack.

I stepped on a Lego and screamed like I was being tortured.

My foot felt like it was on fire and also being crushed by a giant bear.

My brother stepped on a Lego and cried like it was the end of the world.

4

When you stick your hand into the blender and it’s like the blender is trying to kill you.

I stuck my hand in the blender and it felt like my hand was being chopped into pieces.

The blender ate my finger like it was a snack.

My hand came out of the blender looking like a zombie.

5

Pain can be in your body or your brain, but your brain pain is way worse because it feels like your brain is being microwaved.

I felt empty like my heart was missing and also being burned.

I got cut and it felt like my whole body was on fire.

I was sad like my soul was being stolen by a ghost.

6

The French word for bread is pain, which is kind of funny because it sounds like it’s also a type of suffering.

I ate bread and it hurt like my mouth was being stabbed.

I saw the word ‘pain’ and I thought it was a new type of torture.

I tried to speak French and it felt like my brain was melting.

7

Something Bruno Mars would go through because he’s got to live up to his own amazingness.

Bruno Mars would go through pain like it was a dance-off.

He would endure pain like it was just another song.

He’d take pain like it was a cup of coffee and a smoothie.