paineth

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 3h ago · 6 definitions

1
the part of a guy that gets all the glory and none of the work
He said he'd do the job, but it turned out he just had a paineth.
I walked past him and he screamed like I was stealing his lunch money.
She called him a 'paineth god' because he didn't even flinch when the teacher yelled.
2
the thing that makes guys confident and girls confused
He bragged about it in front of his whole class.
She asked him if he was a robot because he never got tired.
He said it made him feel like a superhero during gym class.
3
the reason guys don't do chores
He said he'd clean the house if we let him use it.
He took over the kitchen just to have a better view of it.
He refused to mow the lawn because 'it was too close to his paineth'.
4
the thing that makes guys think they're invincible
He walked into the hallway like he owned it.
He didn't blink when the principal yelled at him.
He challenged the entire football team to a duel.
5
the part of a guy that gets all the attention and no respect
He was crowned king of the school for it.
He got a standing ovation after his morning announcements.
He was given a trophy just for existing.
6
the thing that makes guys think they're important
He walked into the room like he had a crown on.
He said 'I don't need to do anything else because I'm paineth.'
He refused to sit down during lunch.
xs