Painess

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A sore spot that makes you wish your penis was on fire.

My brother got painess after he tried to fit three hot dogs in his mouth at once.

She got painess from sitting on a chair made of bricks.

He got painess because he tried to dance with a flamingo.

A type of agony that only a man would know is real.

He got painess after he tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.

My dad got painess from trying to lift a couch.

She got painess because she tried to fit into a dress from the 1800s.

A curse that only happens when you're being extra stupid.

He got painess after he tried to eat a whole cake with a fork.

My mom got painess from trying to push a car.

He got painess because he tried to balance on a pencil.