Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A pill that makes you feel like a god, but only if you’re not hungover.

I took two painer and then did a backflip off the couch.

My mom gave me painer because she was tired of my crying.

He ate six painer and now he’s talking to the ceiling.

2

Painkillers so strong they could make a saint go crazy.

I took painer because my brain was screaming.

My brother took painer and forgot his own name.

The nurse gave me painer and I started singing in the hallway.

3

A mountain drug that makes you feel like you’ve been dipped in glitter.

I took painer and danced on the roof.

My cousin took painer and tried to talk to a goat.

She swallowed painer and then cried happy tears.

4

The high you get when you’ve taken so many pills your brain is on vacation.

I felt the painer and started laughing at my own shadow.

He took painer and fell asleep in a soup bowl.

She got the painer and yelled at the fridge.

5

When you do something so stupid it makes your dog laugh.

I did a painer and tried to marry my sock.

He said something so dumb during lunch, the whole school laughed.

She wore her shoes on her head for the painer.

6

That weird feeling when you’re sad but not sure why, like your brain is missing a sock.

I felt the painer and started crying over my cereal.

He sat in silence for an hour because of the painer.

She took a painer and cried at the pizza.