Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The guy who shows up just in time to give the gang a proper beatdown

"Chop chop! Time for your face to meet my fist!" - @PainTrain2000

"He showed up like he owned the place. And he did." - @GangLifeReal

"That guy just walked in and I knew we were doomed." - @BaddieBryan

2

A stick with a spike through it that demomen love to swing at people

"I got hit by a pain train and my face felt like a melon." - @DemomanDude

"He swung that stick like he was trying to kill me." - @TrainFanatic78

"That 2x4 looked like it wanted revenge." - @StickMaster91

3

What’s about to make your life a living hell

"You just walked into the middle of a pain train’s mood." - @MoodSwingMan

"That guy looked like he was gonna end me." - @TrainRider89

"I knew I was in for a beating when I saw his face." - @BeatingBuddy

4

When you wipe the floor with someone and make them look like an idiot

"He pwned me so hard, I got a headache from it." - @PwnMaster56

"I was on fire until he came in and cooled me down." - @FireBuddy201

"That guy looked like he was having fun while I was getting wrecked." - @WreckedMan

5

A man so strong, he can calm a riot with his voice and punch you into next week

"He showed up and the whole room went quiet." - @RiotControl201

"That guy could make a crowd of bullies shut up with just a look." - @BullyMan78

"I was ready to fight, but he made me feel like I was going against a god." - @GodFighter

6

When a bunch of guys line up and take turns giving a girl the business

"That girl looked like she got hit by a train with no brakes." - @TrainBusiness45

"They took turns and I was scared for her life." - @GuyLineUp203

"He gave her the business so hard, she started crying." - @CryingGirl1

7

A drink that tastes like regret and comes with a side of obnoxiousness

"That drink looked like it was trying to kill me." - @DrinkMaster95

"I drank it so fast, my head started spinning." - @SpinningMan204

"That rootbeer schnapps hit me harder than my ex's insults." - @RootBeerDude