paindejo

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A paindejo is the worst kind of dumbass. He doesn’t just act stupid, he makes your brain hurt just by being near him.
My cousin ate a whole pie and then said it was ‘too sweet’ for his taste.
He tried to fix my phone and now it’s broken and he’s still yelling at it.
He called the police because I told him he looked like a feral raccoon.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A paindejo is someone so dumb, they make your eyes roll so far back you think they might disappear.
He wore socks with sandals and called it a ‘fashion statement.’
He tried to explain the moon landing like it was a bad date.
He said he could beat up the sun because it ‘had no shade.’
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A paindejo is a human who takes dumb to the next level, like they got a PhD in being an idiot.
He tried to cook and burned down the kitchen. Then he blamed the smoke detector.
He said his pet goldfish was the richest man in the world because it had ‘a lot of fish money.’
He texted me during my exam and asked if I knew what ‘math’ was.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A paindejo is someone who makes your brain scream for mercy just by existing.
He tried to sing in the shower and it sounded like a war broke out inside the bathroom.
He told me he could fly because ‘gravity is fake.’
He said his dog was a wizard because it barked at the mailman.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A paindejo is the kind of dumbass that could turn a normal day into a nightmare just by showing up.
He tried to fix my Wi-Fi and now I have three passwords for one internet.
He said he was going to be president because ‘nobody else had a big head like me.’
He called 911 because his pizza took too long to arrive.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A paindejo is the kind of person who makes your brain want to quit its job.
He tried to read a book and fell asleep in the middle of it. Then he told me that was ‘a good ending.’
He said he could time travel because ‘clocks are fake.’
He tried to juggle three oranges and now his hands look like they got into a fight.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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