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He called himself a legend until his cousin beat him at Mario Kart.

He posted a whole tweet about how he's the king of the block, but his mom said he's just a big crybaby.

He tried to flex at the mall, but the guy at the counter laughed at him and said, 'You're not even cool.'

He kept talking about his dog at lunch, and nobody cared.

He tried to tell a joke, but it was so bad even the principal laughed at him.

He bragged about his 'amazing life' in a group chat, but no one replied.

He showed up to school with glitter on his face and called himself 'The Glitter Knight.'

He tried to save the day by throwing glitter at the teacher, but it backfired.

He posted a selfie with glitter and said, 'I'm the most fabulous person ever.'

He left half his pizza and said, 'I'm too cool to eat all of it.'

He tried to eat a whole pizza but got full halfway through and called it a 'legendary struggle.'

He bragged about his pizza skills, but the server said he was the worst customer ever.

He talks to his plant every morning and says, 'You're my best friend, Larry.'

He brought his plant to school and said it was 'training for the big leagues.'

He told his mom his plant was sad and needed a hug, but she just laughed at him.