Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You got so used to pain that you now think it's just a normal day.

I woke up with a broken leg and a hangover. It was just Tuesday.

My teeth were drilling me, but I was still laughing at my ex's tweet.

I got hit by a car, but I still finished my pizza.

2

You took so much pain that now you're like a broken chair, you just sit there and creak.

I got kicked out of three bars in one night and still showed up to work.

I had my appendix removed and still tried to wrestle my dog.

I took a bullet for my friend, and I still texted him about it.

3

You were tortured so much that now you just smile through the agony like it's your job.

My boss yelled at me for 10 hours, and I still said 'yes' to overtime.

I got 1000 paper cuts and still finished my math test.

I was stuck in traffic for 8 hours and still didn't kill my best friend.

4

You took so much pain that now you're like a dying cat, you just lay there and meow.

I got fired and got a tattoo the same day, and I still texted my ex.

I ate a whole pizza and still ran a marathon.

I got a root canal and still posted 10 selfies.

5

You've been through so much pain that now you're like a used toilet, you just sit there and stink.

I had my nose pierced, got a tattoo, and still went to school.

I got hit by a truck and still texted my mom about it.

I got my hair dyed green and still passed my test.

6

You've been beaten up so much that now you're just like a soggy donut, you just sit there and drip.

I got beaten up by my brother, got a tattoo, and still ate my dinner.

I got kicked out of my house and still passed my final exam.

I got a black eye and still texted my crush.