Paincoism

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Paincoism is a group of people who think fighting is stupid and believe in magic that only works in their neighborhood. It was started by a guy named Painco who probably had a bad day.
"I don’t need no fancy spells, I just need a good punch.", A Paincoist getting roasted by a wizard.
"Magic only works if you’re from the same town as Painco.", A kid who tried to summon a fireball and got a pop tart instead.
"Painco is the reason I failed math and got a curse.", A student who got turned into a chicken.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Paincoism is like a cult for people who hate violence and think magic only works nearby. It was started by a dad named Painco who probably got annoyed with everyone else.
"I joined Paincoism because I got cursed by my brother.", A kid who’s now stuck talking to a duck.
"Paincoism is the only thing that saved me from getting beat up.", A kid who used a spell to turn his bully into a giant goat.
"I think magic is dumb, but I still believe in Painco.", A kid who got turned into a toaster and still thinks it’s cool.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Paincoism is a group of people who say fighting is for losers and believe in magic that only works in their area. It started with a guy named Painco who probably got cursed by his own kids.
"I tried to summon a dragon, and all I got was a pizza.", A Paincoist who didn’t follow the rules.
"My teacher turned me into a frog because I didn’t do my homework.", A kid who blames Painco for everything.
"I joined Paincoism because I hate my life and my math teacher.", A kid who got turned into a pencil.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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