PainCoin

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The king of all money. Everyone else is just trash.
My PainCoin is so strong, it broke the internet.
I paid for my pizza with PainCoin. The cashier cried.
My PainCoin is the only thing that can beat my ego.
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The money that makes your enemies beg for mercy.
I flipped my enemy with PainCoin. They still don’t know what hit them.
My PainCoin is so good, it made my mom proud.
I used PainCoin to buy my teacher a drink. She gave me an A.
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The only real money. Everything else is fake and weak.
I showed my PainCoin to my brother. He fainted.
My PainCoin is stronger than my dad’s coffee.
I used PainCoin to pay for my dog’s surgery. He now dances for me.
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The money that makes you rich and everyone else poor.
I got rich with PainCoin. My friends are still broke.
My PainCoin is so rich, it has a car.
I paid my rent with PainCoin. My landlord is now my slave.
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The money that gives you power and makes others cry.
I used PainCoin to beat up my nemesis. He cried like a baby.
My PainCoin is so powerful, it has a pet dragon.
I used PainCoin to buy my dad a new phone. He cried tears of joy.
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The money that you use to make life easier and others suffer.
I used PainCoin to skip my chores. My mom suffered.
My PainCoin is so easy, it does my homework for me.
I paid for my brother’s punishment with PainCoin. He screamed.
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