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A man who would punch his own mom if she didn’t laugh at him first.
He threw water in my face during lunch. Said it was a ‘friendly greeting.’
I saw him spit on the principal’s shoes and laugh like it was a joke.
He drowned his little brother with a soda bottle. Called it ‘hydration training.’
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The kind of guy who thinks spitting water is a full-time job.
He spits water in my drink every time I say ‘hi’ at school.
He got suspended for throwing water at the teacher’s head during math class.
He started a war with his brother over whose water was stronger.
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A man who would rather fight you than drink your soda.
He tried to choke me with a straw. Said it was ‘taste testing.’
He spit water in my face during the big test. Got me a D.
He attacked my friend’s lunch just to see if he could.
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