Painch

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Painche is when you yell at your buddy to get their drunk butt out of the gutter. It's like a punch, but with more whiskey and less sense. Louisiana drunks use it to annoy everyone else.
"PAINCHE, you're gonna fall over!" he yelled at his buddy who was trying to balance on a barstool.
"I ain't painching you, I'm saving your soul!" he said as he poured another drink.
"Painche!" she screamed, because the bar had no Wi-Fi and her phone was dead.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Painching is when you jerk off after getting stitches, just to feel good, but you don’t come. It’s like giving yourself a massage from the inside, but with more swearing and less patience.
He painched in the hospital bed, because the nurse said no porn until he healed.
She painched during her wisdom tooth removal, just to prove she was tougher than her dentist.
He painched while sitting on a motorcycle, because he was too busy being cool to care about his knee.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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