Painbreaded a Puffin

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Feeding a Puffin a bread stick is like giving a baby a brick. It coughs up its guts and dies in a dramatic, glorious mess.

My puffin looked at me like I was a monster. Then it exploded.

That bread stick was the last thing it ever ate.

I watched it choke to death and it was amazing.

Painbreaded a Puffin is when you make a bird choke on bread until it’s dead and you feel like a god.

I did it on purpose. I’m a god now.

It died screaming. I got a trophy.

The puffin was a hero. I was the villain.

You take a puffin and you make it cough up its insides. It’s the worst and the best thing you’ve ever done.

It looked at me like I was the devil. Then it threw up.

I did it for fun. Now it’s dead.

That puffin died like a rockstar.