painbow

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A painbow is when the sky looks like it's about to crap on you. It’s dark clouds that promise misery, not magic.

The painbow was hanging over my head like a giant middle finger from God.

I saw a painbow and immediately knew I’d be late for work again.

That painbow looked like it had just been kicked by a donkey.

A painbow makes your soul scream. It’s like a rainbow, but it flips you upside down and kicks you in the pants.

I saw a painbow and my brain exploded like a piñata full of bad decisions.

That painbow made me feel like I’d been hit by a truck and then left in the sun.

My cat ran away when it saw the painbow. That’s how bad it was.

A painbow is made of cacti, not colors. It looks like a desert threw up and then tried to dance.

That painbow looked like my mom’s garden after she got drunk.

The painbow was so ugly, it gave me a headache just by existing.

I saw the painbow and immediately knew I’d never be happy again.

A painbow is like a rainbow but it’s so bad, it sticks to your ribs. It’s memorable, but in the worst way.

That painbow was so bad, I had to take a shower just to wash it off.

I’ll never forget that painbow, it was like being yelled at by a giant lollipop.

My friend saw a painbow and cried. I didn’t even know crying could be a sport.

A painbow is when you pee in the sun like a fool, and it turns your urine into a colorful insult.

I peed in the sun and made a painbow. My boss saw it and said I was fired.

My dog tried to make a painbow too. He failed and ran away screaming.

That painbow was so bright, it made my eyes bleed.