Painaz

My cousin called his ex. She said 'I'm Painaz, and I'm coming for you.' Then she hung up. I don't think she even knows what that means.

The guy at the gym said his back was Painaz. I told him to take a pill and a nap. He took three pills and a punch.

My mom said her phone was Painaz. It had 100 apps and still couldn't send a text.

My brother said his project was Painaz. It had 50 pages. I read 10 and fell asleep. He was still talking.

My teacher called the test Painaz. It had 30 questions. I got 2 right and cried.

My dog said the mailman was Painaz. He barked at him for 10 minutes. The mailman just smiled and left.

My friend said his new car was Painaz. It had 1000 horsepower. It also had 1000 sounds. I wanted to scream.

My dad said his new job was Painaz. He got a raise. He also got a new boss. He got a raise and a headache.

My neighbor said his garden was Painaz. It had 1000 plants. I counted 50 and ran away.