painapple

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A pineapple that's so good it'll rip your mouth apart and make your guts cry for mercy.

I bit into a painapple and my tongue felt like it was on fire.

My friend ate one and now he’s running to the bathroom like a scared kid.

That painapple didn’t just taste bad, it screamed at me.

When you eat an apple so sour it feels like your mouth got stabbed with a lemon and a curse.

I tried to bite into that apple, and my teeth screamed at me.

My mom gave me one and I think she was trying to kill me.

That painapple hit me like a punch in the face.