Painal Rape

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When your butt gets the worst kind of hurt and you’re being forced to take it like a man who’s never been hit before.

My cousin got painal raped at the mall and still didn’t buy the candy.

He said he’d rather be shot than go through that again.

She texted me: 'I just got painal raped and I'm still alive. You're welcome.'

A type of torture where your backside is the main victim and you're too sore to walk for a week.

He posted on Twitter: 'Painal rape is like being hit by a truck with a banana.'

She told her friend, 'I think I got painal raped by a raccoon.'

He said, 'I’d rather be in jail than go through that again.'

When your rear end is so messed up you question why you ever left your house in the first place.

She sent a DM: 'I got painal raped and my pants won’t ever be the same again.'

He said, 'That was so bad I cried like a baby.'

He told his mom, 'I think I’m gonna die from painal rape.'

A brutal experience that leaves your butt sore enough to make you regret every single decision you ever made.

He posted on Instagram: 'Painal rape is the worst thing since my ex left me.'

She said, 'I got painal raped and my dog laughed at me.'

He told his brother, 'I got painal raped and I still have to go to school.'

When you’re forced to take something so bad you swear you’ll never eat pizza again.

He said, 'Painal rape is like being hit with a pie and then told you’re fat.'

She told her friend, 'I got painal raped and now I hate my life.'

He posted on TikTok: 'Painal rape is the reason I failed math.'

A cruel event that makes you wish you were still in the womb and never had to come out.

He said, 'I got painal raped and I would’ve preferred being born upside down.'

She told her brother, 'I got painal raped and I can't sit down anymore.'

He posted on Reddit: 'Painal rape is the worst thing ever, like being chased by a bear.'