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The king of lying never misses. He’s got a golden tongue and a bulletproof butt.
He lied to my face and then texted my mom.
He said I failed math, but I got an A.
He told my crush I was a baby, and I cried.
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He’s the lying king and never misses. He talks trash and backs it up with facts.
He said I was a bad dancer, and I had to do a solo.
He told my teacher I was sick, but I was at the mall.
He said I broke his phone, but it was already cracked.
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He’s the king of lies. Never misses a shot. He’s got a tongue like a sword.
He said I cheated on the test, but I didn’t.
He told my crush I was a total loser.
He said I ruined his lunch, but I just took a bite.
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He lies like it’s his job. Never misses a chance to make you cry.
He said I failed science, but I got an A.
He told my crush I was ugly, and I ran out of the room.
He said my dog ate his homework, but it was just a lie.
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The lying king never misses. He’s got a tongue so sharp it could cut steel.
He said I cheated, and my teacher believed him.
He told my crush I was a total joke.
He said I broke his glasses, but they were already broken.
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He lies more than a broken printer. Never misses a chance to ruin your day.
He said I was a bad singer, and I had to sing in front of the class.
He told my crush I was a total mess.
He said I broke his phone, but it was just a lie.