Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone looks so good they make your face hurt and your brain explodes

That guy is Pain Wayne. I looked at him and my dog died.

She walks in and I feel like my face got hit by a truck.

He’s Pain Wayne. I saw him and my mom started crying.

2

When a person’s face is so good it makes your eyes scream and your soul cry

That girl is Pain Wayne. I saw her and my eyes started yelling.

He’s Pain Wayne. My soul is in agony because he’s so good.

She walked in and my eyes went blind from beauty.

3

When someone is so good-looking it physically hurts you and your brain wants to quit

That guy is Pain Wayne. I looked at him and my brain said, 'I give up.'

She’s Pain Wayne. My body hurts from being so jealous.

He’s Pain Wayne. I saw him and my heart started a riot.

4

When a person’s face is so pretty it makes your face feel like it got run over by a train

That girl is Pain Wayne. I saw her and my face got hit by a train.

He’s Pain Wayne. I looked at him and my face screamed.

She walked in and my face had a breakdown.

5

When someone is so good-looking it makes your brain feel like it got kicked by a donkey

That guy is Pain Wayne. My brain got kicked by a donkey.

She’s Pain Wayne. I saw her and my brain felt like it got beaten up.

He’s Pain Wayne. My brain is in pain from looking at him.

6

When a person’s face is so good it makes your eyes bleed and your soul faint

That girl is Pain Wayne. My eyes started bleeding from looking at her.

He’s Pain Wayne. My soul fainted when I saw him.

She walked in and my eyes cried blood.