Pain Train

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A piece of wood, usually a 2x4, with a railroad spike stuck through it. Demomen love to swing it like a bat and hit people with it.
I saw a demoman hit a guy in the face with a pain train. The guy cried like a baby.
That pain train almost broke my nose. I still got a bruise.
He swung the pain train so hard, it knocked out two guys at once.
2
When you completely destroy someone else in a game. Usually done with a loud 'holla' and some whoot whoot noises to show off.
He pwnt me so bad, I had to take a break from the game.
She pwned me and then did a whoot whoot like she owned the place.
I got pwned so hard, I felt like a rat in a trap.
3
A bunch of guys standing in a line, taking turns giving a girl a good butt plug.
They took turns giving her a good plug. She looked like she wanted to die.
He got plugged so hard, he fell over.
That girl got plugged three times. She was screaming like a banshee.
4
A drink made with raspberry liqueur and rootbeer schnapps. You chug it like it's your last day on Earth.
He drank the pain train so fast, he turned purple.
She chugged it and then started dancing like a fool.
I drank the pain train and it felt like my insides were on fire.
5
When a group of guys attack someone for no reason. They take turns hitting them like they're mad.
They attacked me like I owed them money. I got hit three times.
He got attacked by a tag team. It was brutal.
They attacked her so hard, she had to take a break from the game.
6
A group of guys with big penises fighting each other like they're in a wrestling match.
They tore each other up like they were in a wrestling match.
He had a big penis, and he used it to beat up his friend.
They all fought like they were trying to be the best.
7
A group of guys who show up at your house to yell at you if you don't pay them back.
They showed up at my door and yelled at me like I had done something wrong.
He didn't pay them back, and they showed up at his house.
They came to my house and I had to pay them back immediately.
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