Pain Saturday

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Pain Saturday is when the whole world gets kicked in the crotch by a brick wall and doesn't even notice.

April 24th hits like a drunk man with a sledgehammer.

I woke up with a hangover and a migraine. It was Pain Saturday.

My dog bit my mailman. It was Pain Saturday.

Pain Saturday is the day when even your socks start to yell at you.

I had to take my dog to the vet. It was Pain Saturday.

My boss screamed at me for 10 minutes. That was Pain Saturday.

My ex showed up at my house with my kid. Pain Saturday.

Pain Saturday is when your brain is a broken toaster and your body is a punch bag.

My phone died, my coffee was cold, and my cat knocked over my cereal. Pain Saturday.

I got fired and my car broke down. Pain Saturday, baby.

My dog ate my homework. Pain Saturday.