Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A butt sore that feels like a flaming raisin was shoved up your backside.

My pain raisin is so bad I can't sit down without screaming.

I ate a raisin and now my butt is on fire.

That pain raisin is like a punishment from the universe.

2

A giant, angry, smelly bump on your butt that won’t stop yelling at you.

My pain raisin is yelling at me louder than my mom.

I have a pain raisin so big it has its own Instagram.

That pain raisin is giving me a hard time since breakfast.

3

A butt sore so bad it wants to quit being a butt.

My pain raisin is thinking about quitting its job.

That pain raisin is like a broken toy that won’t stop crying.

I’m so sore my pain raisin is giving me the silent treatment.

4

A giant, red, screaming butt sore that’s mad at your life choices.

My pain raisin is screaming so loud my neighbors called the cops.

That pain raisin is mad at me for eating too many tacos.

My pain raisin is giving me the worst vibes since Tuesday.

5

A butt sore that’s like a raisin that got run over by a truck and is now cursed.

My pain raisin is cursed and won’t stop hurting me.

That pain raisin got run over by a truck and now it’s my problem.

I think my pain raisin is haunted.

6

A butt sore that’s so bad it’s making your life a mess.

My pain raisin is making my life worse than my math test.

That pain raisin is the reason I’m late to work.

I can’t think straight because of my pain raisin.