Pain Pollute

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When a good time gets ruined by your brain yelling at you about bad stuff from the past.

I was about to eat a donut and then I remembered my ex cheated on me.

I was laughing at a joke and then my mom texted me about her bad back.

I was about to blow out my birthday candles and then I remembered I failed math.

Your brain decides to throw a tantrum in the middle of a happy moment because it’s got a grudge.

I was about to get a promotion and then I remembered I got fired last year.

I was about to eat my favorite pizza and then I remembered I had a root canal.

I was about to win the game and then my brain reminded me I got bullied in 2009.

A happy moment gets smushed by your brain bringing up old crap like it’s the lead singer of a band.

I was about to get a new phone and then I remembered my old phone got stolen.

I was about to eat cake and then my brain screamed, 'You failed the test!'

I was about to go on a date and then I remembered I got dumped by my ex.

Your brain takes a happy moment and turns it into a flashback horror show just because it’s bitter.

I was about to get my driver’s license and then I remembered I got into a car crash.

I was about to eat my favorite snack and then I remembered I got grounded for eating it.

I was about to win the game and then I remembered I got called a name in 2012.

Your brain is like a greasy kid who ruins a party by bringing up old fights and making you feel bad.

I was about to get my allowance and then my brain reminded me I broke my mom’s lamp.

I was about to eat my favorite food and then my brain said, 'You used to eat this and then you got fat.'

I was about to go on a trip and then my brain reminded me I got lost in 2017.